Found Face (absent)

I actually found this exactly how it is. This was taken by complete chance and I was super excited!

         Hello! My name is Hubert, not worm face like my so called friends like to call me. Apparently when your sister calls you by your 'beloved' family nickname at your third birthday party with ALL of your friends there, it sticks. But that's okay, I've since moved out of my parent's house and started working at my new job. I am a sky diving instructor. I help people learn what to do so they don't die after jumping out of a perfectly fine airplane. I like to think of it as saving people's lives in sense. You see, if they didn't have me to tell them how to properly exit the plane they could die. I am a hero, if you think about it. It's not that hard of a job anyway, and it's actually a lot of fun jumping out of planes. 

            When, you know, I'm not preventing the loss of lives, I tend to watch Netflix. Like a lot of it, some people refer to it as 'Netflixing'. Yes, that is the ultimate past time right there. I'm starting to re-watch How I Met Your Mother, actually. You may of heard about it, it was a fairly popular show before it just ended. It's about this guy who sits his kids down and tells them about every woman he ever slept with before eventually settling with their mother, sounds great right? Well it's actually really funny. 

          Some people may not know this about me but I do indeed have a hidden talent. You'll be pretty impressed when I tell you... Are you ready to find out? You might want to brace yourself because it is really cool. Okay, enough with the anticipation I'll tell you. I can yodel Eminem's song 'Real Slim Shady'. I know, I know you can't even comprehend how cool that sounds. I'll have to sh- Oh, ah man! My break is over and I've got to get back to work now but it was nice to meet you. See ya later!